Post by Chad on Jan 13, 2006 23:29:46 GMT -5
aesthetically challenged - ugly
amphibian American - frog
anal-cranially inverted - butthead
aquatically challenged - drowning
biologically challenged - dead
blubber lovers - whaler
bovine control officers - Dallas Cowboys
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged - white trash
career challenging opportunity - layoffs
career re-direction - layoffs
certified astrological consultant - crackpot
certified crystal therapist - crackpot
certified past-life regression
hypnotist - crackpot
chemically challenged - drug addict
chronologically gifted - old
client of the correctional system - prisoner
codependent - finger-pointer
constructivist feminist
psychotherapy - psychobabble
creatively re-dyed - stained
cutbacks - layoffs
cyclically challenged - having PMS
differently organized - messy
differently-brained - stupid
domestic engineer - housewife
downsizing - layoffs
economically disadvantaged - welfare bum
economically marginalized - poor
employment opportunity certificate - layoff notice
employment opportunity correction - jobs phased out with layoffs
employment opportunity warning - threat of layoffs
energy-efficient - off
environmentally correct human - dead
equal opportunity employee - bisexual hooker
erectionally challenged - impotent
ethnically homogenous area - ghetto or barrio
facially challenged - ugly
factually unencumbered - ignorant
fecally plenary - full of crap
female gender biased - likes women who shave their legs
financially inept - po'
flight attendant - stewardess
folically independent - bald
follower of Jimmy Swaggert - lost
genetically discriminating - racist
geological correction - earthquake
gerontologically advanced - old
government employee - stupid
grammatically challenged - one who has difficulties with
grammar or (by extension)
punctuation or spelling
gravitationally challenged - fat
horizontally challenged - thin
horizontally gifted - fat
human assets correction - layoffs
human resources correction - layoffs
in denial - unaware that forgetting something
obviously proves it happened
in recovery - drunk/junkie
intellectually impaired - stupid
law enforcement officer - policeman
living impaired - dead
maintenance hole - man-hole
male gender biased - prefers men who shave their
chests
mechanically challenged - broken down automobile
melanin-impoverished - white
metabolically challenged - dead
microslothically Challenged - Windows user
monetarily challenged - poor
morally (ethically) challenged - a crook
morally handicapped - someone who has no other reason
to park in a handicapped zone
most males - laid off
motivationally dispossessed - lazy
musically delayed - tone deaf
nasally disadvantaged - really BIG nose
nasally gifted - runny nose
nasally gifted - large nose
nitpicklike - humor challenged
one who is PC - target practice
ontologically challenged - fictional or mythological
osmotically challenged - Thirsty
other aged - too old/young (dual purpose)
outdoor urban dwellers - homeless
parking enforcement aduciator - meter maid
people of height - too tall
person of region - redneck
person of substance - fat
persons living with entropy - dead
persons of large stature - NY Giants
petroleum transfer technician - gas station attendent
photonically non-receptive - blind
racially challenged - butt-white American
residentially flexible - homeless
rhythmically challenged - white boy
romantically challenged - not with somebody at the moment
rustically inclined - redneck
sanitation engineer - garbage man
selectively perceptive - insane
sex care provider - prostitute
sexually focused chronologically
gifted individual - dirty old man
socially challenged - geek or nerd
socially separated - convict
spacially perplexed - drunk
street activity index - crime rate
structurally challenged - broken
suffering from a sex
addiction (female) - slut
suffering from a sex
addiction (male) - stud
target equity group - vocal minority
the absolute root of all evil
known in the multidimensional
infinity of reality - white male
uniquely coordinated - clumsy
uniquely fortuned individual on
an alternative career path - loser
verbally challenged - mute, dumb
vertically challenged - short
youth group - gang