Post by Chad on Nov 12, 2005 23:06:04 GMT -5
1. DOOHICKEY:
A. Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male......................The strap fastener on a woman's bra
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female................Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
B. Male.....................Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female.............The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
B. Male...................Leaving a note before taking off for a
weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
A. Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male...................Not trying to pick up other women while
out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female.............A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male..................Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female............An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male.................A source of entertainment, self-expression &
male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female............The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
B. Male.................Call it whatever you want just as long as
we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female............A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
B. Male.................A device for scanning through all 175
channels every 5 minutes.
A. Female................Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male......................The strap fastener on a woman's bra
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female................Fully opening up one's self emotionally to
another.
B. Male.....................Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female.............The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
B. Male...................Leaving a note before taking off for a
weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
A. Female..............A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male...................Not trying to pick up other women while
out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female.............A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male..................Anything that can be done while drinking.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female............An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male.................A source of entertainment, self-expression &
male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female............The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
B. Male.................Call it whatever you want just as long as
we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female............A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
B. Male.................A device for scanning through all 175
channels every 5 minutes.