Why we love children (joke)

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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Beacuse I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?!" the teacher exclaimed in suprise.
"you know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssssstt!' and it didnt move."

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